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Funny Craigslist Ad #165: Want a baby? (Knoxville)

Posted on October 3, 2011 by maya

Hey ladies, are you wanting a baby? If so, let me help you out with that soon. I have my own place where the conception can take place. All you need to do is show up at my place,knock on my door, and i can deliver a sizzling hot load of sperm straight to your spoungelike ovaries to soak up. Immediately following my steamy fresh load i will then proceed to put a small piece of masking tape over your vagina to seal in my sweet juices. So that way all of my tiny little swimmers won’t escape and will have time to swim down your cervix and your Fallopian tubes and head straight to your ovaries. This ad is serious. So if you want a tiny bundle of joy, then im the man to provide you with a beautiful little baby. Ive already made 4 lucky ladies mothers through posting these ads here, and guess what? You could be next. Heres a pic of a baby that hatched 2 months ago. From a girl I met on craigslist last year. Just email me with a pic and i will respond.

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/m4w/2629461256.html,
Date Posted: 10/02/11

Note from the user who submitted this ad: This ad is pretty serious i think.

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