I am nearing towards my due date and I am miserable. My child is about 9 lbs now and I still have 2 weeks to go.
I was hoping that tonight’s full moon will do the trick, but this child is as snug as a bug in my uterus.
I’m looking for someone who possesses to use their mind tricks on my child to convince him to come early. The sooner the better.
If you are a master in the way’s of the Jedi please help me deliver this child! Many thanks and may the force be with you!
- Location: Springfield, MA
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
- Compensation: Used Light Saber
