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Funny Craigslist Ad #140: New home for a dog

Posted on June 15, 2011 by maya

This dog is about 3 years old and is very unique. His name is Joseph Jesus-Baenzijer Naples. He is very handsome and has an award winning smile! More special, he knows Spanish, Chinese, and Italian. A need a loving home for him that can teach him English. He is house broken and very mature. The reason I am needing to find him a new home is because I lost my job and my new job does not allow me to spend much time with him. An ideal new owner should have a bachelors degree or higher in international studies of foreign affairs. A spouse of the new owner should know how to prepare his favorite dish, lasagna. If you do not have these qualities, please still apply for the position of being the new owner and I can teach you how to make lasagna his way. Please email me right away.

http://houston.craigslist.org/pet/2436443097.html

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