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Funny Craigslist Ad #141: $5 Free room and board for a single male (New Bedford/Darmouth)

Posted on June 18, 2011 by maya 1 Comment
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Hey guys!!!!

Starting August 1st… but you can see the room and meet me anytime before then.

I am looking for a roommate to share my 2 bedroom 1 bath apartment. I want to pay all the utilities, rent, food, cook/clean, and do your laundry.

You must be straight, between the ages of 18-40, drug and disease free, and hopefully working or in school.

In exchange for my generosity, I want someone who is comfortable walking around the apartment in sexy underwear and gym shorts.

The apartment is 10 minutes from Umass Dartmouth, and very close to 140/24/195

I do not expect anything in return.

I am a guy btw. Very masculine and not looking for a relationship with another guy or girl. I work full time, and go to school part time. I have no problems paying my bills.

If this intrigues you AT all, please send me either a real pic/detailed email or a cell phone that I can call you at.

Thanks for your time.

Jay

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/roo/2447029018.html

Note from the user that submitted this ad: Your Notes: Found this while looking for an apartment… I was intrigued.,

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One thought on “Funny Craigslist Ad #141: $5 Free room and board for a single male (New Bedford/Darmouth)”

  1. deena fleming on January 2, 2015 at 8:31 am said:

    Ya I’m a female I have a bunch of kids and also a few pets.( two cats, a horse, and a dog who is half old English sheepdog and half boxer. Three chickens. I would like to find a place that will accommodate my small circus,i will do house cleaning yard work and some babysitting, as long as your children are not annoying brats that would be a bad influence on my twin boys age eleven. I WILL NOT BE INTERESTED IN ANY KIND OF WEIRDO SEX OFFERS! SO DONT EVEN ASK!

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