Funny Craigslist Ad #133: Manscaping

Manscaping. If you’re not familiar with the term, it is the clipping of unwanted or excessive male body hair. If you have always wondered about it but never given it a try, drop me a line. If you need help with a few areas you can’t quite reach I can give you a hand. If you have tried it yourself only to experience dismal results, let me fix it for you. I can show you how to do it easily and how to maintain it yourself. Chest, back, pits, groin, wherever.

Please be clean and in shape. I am in shape, good looking, and manscaped (of course). I have all the instruments needed and a place to do it. Safe, clean, sane and discreet. Really not looking for a hookup. Serious only. Please send me a pic and some info in reply. I will return mine.

Whether you are looking to be groomed before your next vacation, or need to have ongoing maintenance, I’m your man(scaper). Sorry, but I do not do waxing. Available weeknights and weekends.

Thanks for reading!

Note from the user who submitted this ad: Funniest craigslist add i have ever seen. and its reoccurring in the seattle area i have seen it many times lol.



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