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Funny Craigslist Ad #127: $500 Non-psycho seeks a place to stay (Montrose Midtown Downtown)

Posted on January 26, 2011 by maya 1 Comment

Okay… I have been looking for a place for hours… So, how about you out there in T.V. land give me a call at (832) 445-xxxx. The name is TY.

I am looking for a room, apartment, or room mate around Montrose, Midtown, Downtown, just like everyone else. I can pay around $500.00 a month plus bills, but we can talk.

Me? Honestly…. I am a straight 26yr old punker with a mohawk. So don’t waste my time if you have a stick up your butt and judge a book by its cover. .I attend college, I am a certified custom motorcycle tech that owns several bikes, I keep them at a shop where I work and play. I am self employed, however, I also do some consulting for Harley Davindson. I make money, I party, I am very clean like scary clean, I am a playboy; so you better like girls kick’n it. I work hard and I play harder, I take care of my people and family, and like long rides on the beach. I hate Nazis, I open doors for all women, I help old ladies across the street, and I cannot stand high school drama. I am never late on my rent, my bills are in order, everything I have I own, and I do not steal (girls included). I am one of the last Southern Gentleman with my faith in-store. I am not on facebook, I do not Twitter, and I have no Myspace. I have no diseases , I am 420 respectful but drug-free, I love an
d will die for the Republic of Texas. I have no living enemies. I am cool to kick it with, I know when to party but I know when to shut up.
So if you can hang… please give me a call at (832) 445-xxxx.

All fun aside, this is all true, I’m a good guy who needs a place to stay. Thanx

•dogs are OK – wooof
•Location: Montrose Midtown Downtown
•it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

http://houston.craigslist.org/sha/2166789980.html

Notes from the reader who submitted this ad: Founds this while a friend was looking for a roommate.  We found him so interesting, we had to give him a call.  My friend ended up talking with him for over a hour and now have plans to meet for coffee this weekend.

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