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Funny Craigslist Ad #108: Seeking a professional driver

Posted on July 19, 2010 by maya

I am seeking a professional driver who would be able to get me out of any “tight” situations that I may encounter.

Because of the nature of my business I have many enemies.

-Must be armed, preferably with fully automatic weapons
-Must be able to speak multiple languages, English and Russian are a must.
-Must be bald and be able to kick ass, preferably a black belt.
-Special Forces training and combat experience also desired.

Preferablly homosexual, or atleast bi and looking for a little more than just a job. But remember, I’m in charge, and you’ll take it that like the bitch you are.

I want a man that is rough and tough and can save the day, but later on in the day lay in bed and cuddle with me and be compasionate.

http://allentown.craigslist.org/trp/1794166122.html

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