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Funny Craigslist Ad #83: Dishwasher for sale

Posted on April 8, 2010 by maya 2 Comments

I have an almond-colored KitchenAid dishwasher free for parts/repair, you haul. No manual, it runs but doesn’t really clean dishes, they still come out dirty. It’s probably 15-20 years old and annoyingly heavy. It rolls (like all dishwashers do) but you might want to bring a dolly anyway. Or a strong friend. Or be extra-strong yourself. The end goal is to get this thing out of my garage. It might be ‘valuable’ for scrap or parts, who knows what happiness this old dishwasher might bring you.

The photo: The dishwasher sitting on it’s head, upside down. I thought about turning it right-side-up for the picture but realized showing it ‘as-is’ would give you a better realization of the hot mess you’re getting yourself into.

If you come take the dishwasher away I will throw in a bag of pulled pork that was smoked for 13 hours this past weekend and 1/2 a dozen homemade cookies, no joke.We are busy people who installed our new dishwasher DIY-style and never want to deal with the old dishwasher again, and you are a dishwasherless hungry person who needs some meat for your sandwich and cookies for your dessert. It’s a storybook ending waiting to happen. . .

Email me through craigslist and put something unique in the subject line of your email so I know you’re a human-being and not spambot. And no, ‘smoked pulled pork’ is not code for a craigslist hook-up, I truly have delicious meat and cookies to offer in this exchange.

Date Posted: 2009-09-30

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