Sections

  • Backpage Auto Poster Software
  • Posting on Craigslist
  • Tools
  • CL Auto Poster
  • Submit an Ad
  • About

Funny ☺

Craigslist Ads

Categories

  • Announcements
  • Community
  • For Sale
  • Gigs
  • Housing
  • Jobs
  • Personals
  • Services
  • Submitted by Readers!
  • Uncategorized
  • Videos

Funny Craigslist Ad #80: Wedding Dress for Sale

Posted on April 5, 2010 by maya

wedding dressDo you want your future husband to cheat on you too? Then buy this dress. This piece of crap did me no good. I got it fitted, sized, all in anticipation of a long and happy life together with my deadbeat fiance’. Where did it get me? “Oh, sorry honey, I’m gonna move 18 hours away because I can’t find a job in Michigan.” “Are you sure you wanna do that? What will your son and I do?” “Don’t worry, I’ll look for a job in Michigan while I’m out there.”
Cut to:
3 years later. Christmas 2009. “Guess who bought me this bottle of cologne? My girlfriend of the past 2 years. But I’m only gonna tell you I dated her for 8 months because I’m a f***ing liar and I can’t tell the truth to save my life. I never loved her. I only loved you.” Well, I found this chick’s number and called her. Funny how he told her the same thing. After talking to me, now she hates him too. I rule! Oh, by the way, they had already broken up anyway, so he’s single again ladies. Takers? No?
All this dress got me was a big fat debt to a lawyer. It has a few stains on it- oh screw it, it probably has a bunch and I don’t give a rat’s ass. Just like the stains he left on my heart. It’s probably about a size 12 or 14. If you want more precise measurements, I’ll gladly do that. Anything to get this memory the hell out of my house.

Date Posted: 1-24-2010

Comments

comments

Enjoyed this post? Share it!

  • Tweet
 

Categories: For Sale, Submitted by Readers!

Tags: wedding dress

« Funny Craigslist Ad #79: obnoxious drunk irish guy at the workless party on NYE – w4m
Funny Craigslist Ad #81: Dating »

About Funny Craigslist Ads

Selection of the funniest craigslist.org advertisements and listings created by real people. You won’t believe the things people say/post on craigslist. Some ads are funny, some are amusing and some are just hilarious. Hope you enjoy it and come back soon! (All posts copy is original and unedited). Follow us on Facebook!

Comments

  • WR on CL Auto Poster
  • deena fleming on Funny Craigslist Ad #141: $5 Free room and board for a single male (New Bedford/Darmouth)

Blogroll

  • Best of Craigslist