Funny Craigslist Ad # 49: You Want the Table? You Can’t Handle the Table!

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It’s big, heavy, and ugly. You can’t kill it; you can’t even frighten it. It’s 6X3X3 feet tall, with two tiers and three drawers that work. It’s sheet metal and angle iron, welded together with testosterone.

Run a monster truck over it. Tape explosives to it. Launch it a quarter mile with a (big) trebuchet. Play the Anvil Chorus on it with sledgehammers for an hour. It will mock you.

I’m a beaten man. Just get it out of my garage. Bring your friends

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/1139643671.html

Date: 2009-04-25, 10:02AM PDT

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