Funny Craigslist Ad # 38: Antique furniture from former CEO’s office- $1.22 M

It has come to our attention that there is a great deal of value in the furniture that is no longer needed from the office of a former CEO. We have decided to put it up for sale. There are quite a few items and we would be willing to sell as a set or separately. Price is not negotiable. The buyer must be willing to come in the middle of the night for haul away as we do not want any additional people to see it than necessary. If needed a driver can be provided for an extra charge. The buyer must also sign a non-disclosure agreement saying they will not sell pictures to the press or speak to anyone about where the furniture was acquired or how much was paid.

The items are as follows:

Antique area rug, has some spots that are worn down from pacing but easily covered with other furniture $87 K

Sofa, has been slept in a few times but is very comfortable $15 K

Velvet curtains, very similar to the curtains from Gone With the Wind $28 K

George IV Desk, rarely used $18 K

Chandelier, still sparkles despite the current economic environment $37 K

Mirror with silver frame, has a few kiss marks we are trying to get off $5 K

Mahogany pedestal table, might have been stood upon but still in great shape $25 K

Off-white parchment waste can, perfect for shredded documents $1,400

There are other items as well. Please contact for more information.

Date: 2009-01-23, 12:25PM EST
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/1004463995.html

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