Funny Craigslist Ad # 35: SLIGHTLY DISGRUNTLED DIRT: nevermind

NEVERMIND! Dirt changed dirt’s mind. Dirt is too afraid of craigslist strangers to give out dirt’s address. Dirt will just suck it up and spread around the yard, sometime… soon. (Oh who is dirt kidding? Dirt will live in the driveway for months). But NEVERMIND. And thank you anyway for the nice emails, except for those of you who were spooky, creepy and/or really insane.



I am dirt.


I need to move out of the driveway. I’m not really that much dirt. Just what was left over after digging fence post holes.

Could you haul me away? Far, far away?

I am in Wedgwood. That’s just North of the Univ of Washington a bit.

I will pay one person $20 to haul me off. Please?

Someone emailed me for my measurements. That’s kind of a personal question, but I guess we’re friends, right? I’m about a 6ftx8ftx3ft pile, but only in the center. I’m pretty small around the edges.

Thanks in advance.

Yours truly,

Pile of Dirt

P.S. I am slightly disgruntled because some people cannot read. I am only dirt. I only have $20. It’s not like I’m mud or fancy rocks. I’m just dirt. DIRT CHEAP. Please don’t waste dirt’s time by emailing dirt and asking for more money. DIRT isn’t here to subsidize your craigslist lifestyle. Dirt just wants to be gone.

Date: 2008-05-27, 9:01PM PDT



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