Posts tagged "Pets"

Funny Craigslist Ad # 44: Pet roach – Scoochie

I am having to part with my pet roach, as I am no longer able to afford to feed him. With the way the economy is going, I am forced to do this. It hurts to let him go, as I have been with him since he was just a larvae. He loves sitting in your hand and watching Jerry Springer, and will sometimes crawl up your pants at night to keep warm. Items included will be his 2 story deluxe shoebox highrise, custom yarn leash, and miniature food and water bowls along with a 6 pack of Coors light, his favorite beer. I will need to interview the prospective caretakers to find the right fit, and a small adoption fee may apply (he is up to date on his shots, and has recently been wormed). Please, help me find Scoochie a forever home!!

Date: 2008-10-13, 2:15AM CDT

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hou/877016377.html

Funny Craigslist Ad # 8: CAT FOUND!

I found this guy the other day on my back porch. I tried feeding him and it turns out that he is not very friendly because i think he may be scared. Not quite sure the breed but I am assuming he is part Siamese. I have him in a crate because he is not really house broken. If he is yours please reply.

Date: 2008-11-29, 9:25PM EST

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/fay/938646501.html

Funny Craigslist Ad # 2: Wanting to borrow a cat for a few days

Hi all,

Well, my house is being taken over by rats. Really big rats. Smart too. We’ve set a few live traps, but they keep escaping them while making off with whatever goody that we’ve used to lure them. I hate to kill them, they’re almost like part of the family… well not really but they are pretty cute, in a

So what I need is a large, rat eating sort of feline to borrow for about a week. Now I don’t want to keep the cat, so no underhanded hey you can use my cat, and then I never see you again sort of crap… a week should be all I need.
If you have one I can borrow, please email me… thanks!

Date: 2009-01-07, 1:15PM EST

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/yng/983788628.html

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