Posts tagged "Jobs"

Funny Craigslist Ad #88: Gorilla marketer

Part time marketer needed to get the word out on free peer to peer giving site. The position will last approximately a month and pay $550. Duties will include posting free items, seeking out cafes and markets to put up fliers, street stenciling and some blogging. This position is perfect for a college student. Basic requirements are: access to a computer with internet connectivity and ability to network. Please send all resumes ASAP. We will be making a decision quickly.
http://providence.craigslist.org/ofc/1316372571.html

Comment from the user who submitted this ad:

This is a person looking for a Guerilla marketer, but put “Gorilla” instead. I emailed them back about the job- pretending to be a gorilla looking for a marketing job. I attached a screen shot of my email to them. Hilarious!

Funny Craiglist Ad # 16: Flawless Business Plan Seeking Teleportation Scientist

We are a small group of very well qualified businessmen who have a complete business plan that aims to yield investors, and partners, 1,000% returns within only a five year period. We have all the pieces in place, including CEO, marketing, and finance management. The only missing piece is YOU! We are looking for a very motivated, team-oriented scientist who has experience in teleportation research and/or technology. We will provide patent funding and small stipend. Once technology prototype is developed, the business will take off running- or teleporting! Significant equity will be provided as payment. Send a resume and any other information that may set you apart from other teleportation scientists. Can’t wait for you to join our team.

Date: 2009-02-18, 2:37PM CST

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nor/1040248146.html