So I need your help, the other day my friend and I were driving around drinking beer and possibly doing a bump or two (coke, I don’t mess with that meth shite) when I needed to go. I remember traffic being a little heavy for 2:30 on a Thursday afternoon, and it was urgent, so we had to pull over ASAP and I dropped trou and went next to a trash can.
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Posts tagged with 'Housing'
Funny Craigslist Ad #202: $450 Misanthropist in need of Housing (berkeley)
Hello,
I am in need of housing near or in Berkeley. I have a general distrust and hatred for the human species. Please be OK with that. I am male, 28 years 8 months and 7 days old. I am a student at SRJC and I am seeking housing for the Spring Semester…
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Funny Craigslist Ad #186: $500 only 500! you serious!? (state college)
Fcuk ya i am serious!
This place has it ALL!, you want your own room? BOOM! you got it. you want your own bathroom! DOUBLE BOOM! u got that sh*t too! BUT WAIT!! what if you have a whole personal gym with ya? what if you have half of freaking macys in cloths with you??! one room can’t possibly hold that! TRIPLE BOOM!
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Funny Craigslist Ad #74: Single Male looking for female roomate
Im restoring a big farm house in the nw cleveland erea I have some extra rooms and wouldnt mind sharing one or two with females sorry just dont care to live with a man Theres no rent all we have to do in keep the place up and pay the lites and phone internet No […]
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