FREE!!! I have a stripper pole that i no longer need. She broke her leg and is retiring.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #246: Free piano with bad karma — no bench (Prineville–you know it!)
Rough (really rough) upright piano — needs to be tuned. I’ll get it outside my house, you haul from driveway — it’s HEAVY.
Piano suffered through Prineville Chainsaw Massacre (seriously, got this baby off freecycle.org — owner had taken chainsaw to the front of it (for firewood? because he didn’t sound like Billy Joel at Madison Square Garden? because…?).
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Funny Craigslist Ad #218: Free toilets
I am giving away 2 of my old high capacity toilets. I am in the middle of a remodel and need to get them off my property ASAP. These Kohler Toilets are pre-1994 when LIBERALS decided to take away our freedom to use toilets that could do the job GOD intended them to do.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #215: Free metal barrel
This is FREE SCRAP METAL PEOPLE.
It’s like $5 of scrap metal. ALL FOR YOU. You know you want this bad boy. It’s a huge metal barrel that is blue, metal, and sounds pretty awesome when you drop heavy materials in it.
I tried throwing it away today with our trash, but the trash guys just emptied it and left it sitting there, sad and lonely, by the mailbox.
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