FREE!!! I have a stripper pole that i no longer need. She broke her leg and is retiring.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #246: Free piano with bad karma — no bench (Prineville–you know it!)
Rough (really rough) upright piano — needs to be tuned. I’ll get it outside my house, you haul from driveway — it’s HEAVY.
Piano suffered through Prineville Chainsaw Massacre (seriously, got this baby off freecycle.org — owner had taken chainsaw to the front of it (for firewood? because he didn’t sound like Billy Joel at Madison Square Garden? because…?).
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Funny Craigslist Ad #245: Need Pineapple Delivered
Hello,
I would like a Pineapple delivered to the downtown doorstep of a good friend. I am out of town or I would do it. Just go to the grocery store, buy a pineapple and set it down in front of the back door of this persons apartment.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #244: Magic Powered Microwave! – $30 (Sarasota)
I am selling a strange, white box of magic made by Whirlpool that heats food in an unbelievably fast amount of time. How does this magic box work you ask? I say sorcery, but the instructions claim waves at the micro level. It even illuminates it’s inside to show you how the magic works.
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