Funny Craigslist Ad #216: Need help moving
I'm located in buck town and I'm moving this friday at 8:00am to Andersonville. I'm renting a uhaul truck and I need at least two guys to help me move all my stuff which is not a lot.
Funny Craigslist Ad #215: Free metal barrel
This is FREE SCRAP METAL PEOPLE. It's like $5 of scrap metal. ALL FOR YOU. You know you want this bad boy. It's a huge metal barrel that is blue, metal, and sounds pretty awesome when you drop heavy materials in it. I tried throwing it away today with our trash, but the trash guys just emptied it and left it sitting there, sad and lonely, by the mailbox.
Funny Craigslist Ad #214: 2 Fog Machines – $40 (10th and M St, NW)
FOR SALE: EF-400 Fog Machine (from Eliminator lighting) AND Gemmy Fog Machine for low-lying Fogging. Get your hands on an EPIC pair of fog machines for your next party, DJ event, or night alone playing World of Warcraft in your mom's basement.
Funny Craigslist Ad #213: $1100 / 600ft² – Need housing ASAP (Baltimore Metro)
So I need your help, the other day my friend and I were driving around drinking beer and possibly doing a bump or two (coke, I don't mess with that meth shite) when I needed to go. I remember traffic being a little heavy for 2:30 on a Thursday afternoon, and it was urgent, so we had to pull over ASAP and I dropped trou and went next to a trash can.