Image via Wikipedia Dear Neighbor, Why do you insist upon mowing your fucking lawn at 8 AM? At least once a week I wake up to hear your lawnmower revving away right outside my fucking window. Your whole lawn is shaded by your house and that huge tree, so I have to hear you stall […]
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Funny Craigslist Ad #65: Mow our lawn for a date!
Image via Wikipedia Hey boys – ’tis the season for lawn mowing and new love. These are the only two things missing in my life. First order of the business: the lawn. Our small front lawn, and largish back lawn have grown out of control after all the rain we have had as of late. […]
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Craigslist Ad #60: Need a seragant mom? ? ?
Image via Wikipedia Hi im a 20 year old single white female. 5’11 blonde haird and fair complextion. Im offering to be a seragant mom. Im already a single mother to one and this will give me a chance to get things together for myself. I loved being pregnante. So if interested or want to […]
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Funny Craigslist Ad # 57: Personal Texting Assistant
Looking for a assistant to help in texting duties – replies deleting texts alerting of new texts reading texts filtering text I get 40 – 50 texts an hour, I cant handle my workload plus texting responsibilities. My phone gets too full and needs deleted every couple hours. This is a full time position and […]
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