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Funny Craigslist Ad #133: Manscaping

Manscaping. If you’re not familiar with the term, it is the clipping of unwanted or excessive male body hair. If you have always wondered about it but never given it a try, drop me a line. If you need help with a few areas you can’t quite reach I can give you a hand. If you have tried it yourself only to experience dismal results, let me fix it for you. I can show you how to do it easily and how to maintain it yourself. Chest, back, pits, groin, wherever.

Please be clean and in shape. I am in shape, good looking, and manscaped (of course). I have all the instruments needed and a place to do it. Safe, clean, sane and discreet. Really not looking for a hookup. Serious only. Please send me a pic and some info in reply. I will return mine.

Whether you are looking to be groomed before your next vacation, or need to have ongoing maintenance, I’m your man(scaper). Sorry, but I do not do waxing. Available weeknights and weekends.

Thanks for reading!

Note from the user who submitted this ad: Funniest craigslist add i have ever seen. and its reoccurring in the seattle area i have seen it many times lol.

Funny Craigslist Ad # 45: Light house cleaning needed

Need some light house cleaning. I’m pretty busy and not able to clean my apartment so I need someone to do some light work once a week or so. Here are some pictures to give a general idea.

Date: 2008-09-23, 4:28PM CDT

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hou/852526961.html

Funny Craigslist Ad # 36: I will give you a KIDNEY for 2 OBAMA Tickets for tonights speech!

Are you in need of an extra kidney? Know of someone who needs one? I have 2 good kidneys which is a little excessive. Ill give you one of them for two tickets to tonight’s speech. I live in Denver and tried to get tickets the minute they were announced. Somehow the first come first serve registration did not work since I was put on the waitlist.

So, I need two tickets for me and my girlfriend. I have an extra kidney. You take said organ, I take 2 tickets for this historic speech.

Date: 2008-08-28, 11:35AM MDT

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/816812526.html

Funny Craigslist Ad # 35: SLIGHTLY DISGRUNTLED DIRT: nevermind

NEVERMIND! Dirt changed dirt’s mind. Dirt is too afraid of craigslist strangers to give out dirt’s address. Dirt will just suck it up and spread around the yard, sometime… soon. (Oh who is dirt kidding? Dirt will live in the driveway for months). But NEVERMIND. And thank you anyway for the nice emails, except for those of you who were spooky, creepy and/or really insane.

___________________________________________________

Hello.

I am dirt.

See?

I need to move out of the driveway. I’m not really that much dirt. Just what was left over after digging fence post holes.

Could you haul me away? Far, far away?

I am in Wedgwood. That’s just North of the Univ of Washington a bit.

I will pay one person $20 to haul me off. Please?

Someone emailed me for my measurements. That’s kind of a personal question, but I guess we’re friends, right? I’m about a 6ftx8ftx3ft pile, but only in the center. I’m pretty small around the edges.

Thanks in advance.

Yours truly,

Pile of Dirt

P.S. I am slightly disgruntled because some people cannot read. I am only dirt. I only have $20. It’s not like I’m mud or fancy rocks. I’m just dirt. DIRT CHEAP. Please don’t waste dirt’s time by emailing dirt and asking for more money. DIRT isn’t here to subsidize your craigslist lifestyle. Dirt just wants to be gone.

Date: 2008-05-27, 9:01PM PDT

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/697782542.html