Hi, My name is Joanne and I was at the Turkey Hill on George Ave Thursday night at say 8 pm when you and your girlfriend, wife, hooker, or whatever were putting on a “show”. For everyone buying gas at the station. Sir you were dressed in overalls and had holes in your shows and had lots of grey facial hair and were chewing something gross(I don’t think it was tobacco).
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Funny Craigslist Ad #197: New Best Friend – m4m – 28
I need a new 2nd best friend. my other best friend got mad at me after shooting him in the foot.. he has issues. anyway, im willing to move my best friend to my second best friend because he is being really mean to me lately.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #194: Advice from an ER doctor to drug seekers
OK, I am not going to lecture you about the dangers of narcotic pain medicines. We both know how addictive they are: you because you know how it feels when you don’t have your vicodin, me because I’ve seen many many many people just like you. However, there are a few things I can tell you that would make us both much happier.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #191: Seeking bodyguard named Betty
I am a Paul Simon fan in my mid thirties. As my name is Al, for the past 20 years I’ve been searching for a friend named Betty with whom I could sing the Paul Simon song “You Can Call Me Al.” Imagine how much fun we could have singing along with the lyrics and pointing at each other when our names are mentioned!
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