I am nearing towards my due date and I am miserable. My child is about 9 lbs now and I still have 2 weeks to go.
I was hoping that tonight’s full moon will do the trick, but this child is as snug as a bug in my uterus.
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Jobs
Funny Craigslist Ad #154: Wow HIRE ME you f*cking shmucks (Michele Bachmann’s dildo horcrux)
Hey Mr(s) Skeetsock at Dry Bloody Cunts LLC! I can’t wait for you to barely read my resume/cover letter that I rewrote four times. I’m also really looking forward to you not responding to my email with even a “Thanks for applying, but…”. Holy shit! I can’t wait to not work at your company for barely more than minimum wage. I would totally be the best employee you didn’t hire.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #150: Dwarf entertainment
Looking for a little person to entertain my brother at his birthday party. Follow him and make him laugh. Great pay and fun too.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #143: Feminize Me (Arlington)
I’m a 24 year old male who as part of a bet has agreed to go to work one day as a female. Part of the bet relates to how good I can actually look. So I’m looking for someone who would be able to help me with this project. I’d need help with finding the right clothes and makeup as well as applying the makeup. Physically I’m fairly small and not incredibly masculine looking so I don’t think something like this would be that hard to do.
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