Do you love the hunt for the red October? Couldn’t get in to the NAVY? Do you just need a cheap room? I recently acquired a decommissioned Chinese nuclear submarine and am renting it out. The “crew member†price is a low $120 a month and includes a bunk in the sleeping quarters, access to […]
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Housing
Funny Craigslist Ad #93: Spacious Studio Igloo
Looking for a renter for a 70 square foot igloo (4′ x 5′ entrance tunnel, 4′ radius living area.) An excellent choice for EMU art students as it is located right next to the Ford Building on Eastern’s campus. Quiet neighborhood consisting mostly of squirrels. Heat, plumbing and electric not provided. Water included (must be […]
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Funny Craigslist Ad #86: Female Escort looking for a roommate
I am a 20 year old female escort/student, and I just leased an AWESOME 1/1 condo downtown, but it is obviously very, very expensive. about 1400/mo + utilities. I am looking for another escort/stripper/someone who understands me to share the place with… we can put two beds in the room or whatever, the place is […]
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Funny Craigslist Ad #74: Single Male looking for female roomate
Im restoring a big farm house in the nw cleveland erea I have some extra rooms and wouldnt mind sharing one or two with females sorry just dont care to live with a man Theres no rent all we have to do in keep the place up and pay the lites and phone internet No […]
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