Funny Craigslist Ad #134: Husband Needs a new Home – Low Low Re-homing fee. (Lakewood)
My husband said it’s him or the dog? So, it was a tough choice, but the dog only takes up part of the bed, and he doesn’t steal the covers, so I’m keeping the dog.
Husband has tendency to wander, likes to sleep all day, will play with his balls, isn’t house trained, but will beg to go out. Needs fenced yard without grass to mow, a home with plentiful food (favorite food is pizza) and drink (loves beer). Gets along well with other dogs, doesn’t much care for cats or children. Has little redeeming value, but he is cute. Comes from a long line of hunters, would love to be your hunting companion. Knows Sit, Heel, Stay, and Down. Doesn’t always do them? But he knows those commands; don’t let him try to convince you he doesn’t. Is current on all shots, pretty healthy, has had his teeth cleaned recently, and is NOT NEUTERED and tries to hump anything. I’d be happy to help pay for the neutering.
Too good home, fee negotiable, I know I can’t get anywhere near what I’ve got in him back. Comes with Broncos T shirt, large flat screen TV, and a big truck but only the T shirt is completely paid for.
Serious inquiries only!
URL: http://denver.craigslist.org/pet/2406091785.html
Note from the user who submitted this ad: I saw this and I laughed my ass off! Â I am sure others would find the humor in it also. Â I also replied to her ad, because I thought it was very clever.
Funny Craigslist Ad #127: $500 Non-psycho seeks a place to stay (Montrose Midtown Downtown)
Okay… I have been looking for a place for hours… So, how about you out there in T.V. land give me a call at (832) 445-xxxx. The name is TY.
I am looking for a room, apartment, or room mate around Montrose, Midtown, Downtown, just like everyone else. I can pay around $500.00 a month plus bills, but we can talk.
Me? Honestly…. I am a straight 26yr old punker with a mohawk. So don’t waste my time if you have a stick up your butt and judge a book by its cover. .I attend college, I am a certified custom motorcycle tech that owns several bikes, I keep them at a shop where I work and play. I am self employed, however, I also do some consulting for Harley Davindson. I make money, I party, I am very clean like scary clean, I am a playboy; so you better like girls kick’n it. I work hard and I play harder, I take care of my people and family, and like long rides on the beach. I hate Nazis, I open doors for all women, I help old ladies across the street, and I cannot stand high school drama. I am never late on my rent, my bills are in order, everything I have I own, and I do not steal (girls included). I am one of the last Southern Gentleman with my faith in-store. I am not on facebook, I do not Twitter, and I have no Myspace. I have no diseases , I am 420 respectful but drug-free, I love an
d will die for the Republic of Texas. I have no living enemies. I am cool to kick it with, I know when to party but I know when to shut up.
So if you can hang… please give me a call at (832) 445-xxxx.
All fun aside, this is all true, I’m a good guy who needs a place to stay. Thanx
•dogs are OK – wooof
•Location: Montrose Midtown Downtown
•it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
http://houston.craigslist.org/sha/2166789980.html
Notes from the reader who submitted this ad: Founds this while a friend was looking for a roommate. Â We found him so interesting, we had to give him a call. Â My friend ended up talking with him for over a hour and now have plans to meet for coffee this weekend.
Funny Craigslist Ad #120: $120 Flood-proof! (Doney park)
Do you love the hunt for the red October? Couldn’t get in to the NAVY? Do you just need a cheap room? I recently acquired a decommissioned Chinese nuclear submarine and am renting it out. The “crew member†price is a low $120 a month and includes a bunk in the sleeping quarters, access to the mess hall, and a shared bathroom. We also offer a “stow away†price of $70 a month with mess and bathroom access and a BYOSB situation in one of the torpedo tubes (bring your own sleeping bag.) There are currently 30 crew member slots available and around 20 stow aways up for grabs. Utilities included, we have enough uranium to power us through the 2060′s! We play whale sounds at night to make it seem like the real-deal and our sonar-sunday parties are a blast!
NO PETS.
moonbeam at moonbeam ln
http://flagstaff.craigslist.org/roo/2103966248.html
Funny Craigslist Ad #93: Spacious Studio Igloo
Looking for a renter for a 70 square foot igloo (4′ x 5′ entrance tunnel, 4′ radius living area.) An excellent choice for EMU art students as it is located right next to the Ford Building on Eastern’s campus. Quiet neighborhood consisting mostly of squirrels. Heat, plumbing and electric not provided.
Water included (must be melted by occupant.)
Includes hole in roof for bonfires to prevent asphyxiation.
Neighborhood security provided free by campus police.
$200 a month OBO.
*Landlord not responsible for property melting.
W. Cross Ave at Normal St. (google map) (yahoo map)
- dogs are OK – wooof
- Location: EMU / Ypsilanti
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Date: 2010-03-01, 8:10PM EST
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aaa/1624094833.html