A great deal on a gently used, 5 year old Whirlpool Duet Sport stackable washer and dryer set with a FREE CONDO INCLUDED! I don’t quite know the mechanics of a washer, but if I had to guess, I’d say it runs on the same motor as the Bugatti Veyron. It’s a high quality machine […]
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Housing
Funny Craigslist Ad #236: Sexy Christian Man needs Place to stay (Dallas Area)
ello. I’m a smart level-head christian man. I’m relocating to Dallas because I love the city. I need a place to stay until I find a job. I’m looking to live with a woman. Ideally we will hit it off and can stat dating and form a relationship.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #213: $1100 / 600ft² – Need housing ASAP (Baltimore Metro)
So I need your help, the other day my friend and I were driving around drinking beer and possibly doing a bump or two (coke, I don’t mess with that meth shite) when I needed to go. I remember traffic being a little heavy for 2:30 on a Thursday afternoon, and it was urgent, so we had to pull over ASAP and I dropped trou and went next to a trash can.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #202: $450 Misanthropist in need of Housing (berkeley)
Hello,
I am in need of housing near or in Berkeley. I have a general distrust and hatred for the human species. Please be OK with that. I am male, 28 years 8 months and 7 days old. I am a student at SRJC and I am seeking housing for the Spring Semester…
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