Funny Craigslist Ad #213: $1100 / 600ft² – Need housing ASAP (Baltimore Metro)
So I need your help, the other day my friend and I were driving around drinking beer and possibly doing a bump or two (coke, I don't mess with that meth shite) when I needed to go. I remember traffic being a little heavy for 2:30 on a Thursday afternoon, and it was urgent, so we had to pull over ASAP and I dropped trou and went next to a trash can.
Funny Craigslist Ad #202: $450 Misanthropist in need of Housing (berkeley)
Hello, I am in need of housing near or in Berkeley. I have a general distrust and hatred for the human species. Please be OK with that. I am male, 28 years 8 months and 7 days old. I am a student at SRJC and I am seeking housing for the Spring Semester...
Funny Craigslist Ad #186: $500 only 500! you serious!? (state college)
Fcuk ya i am serious! This place has it ALL!, you want your own room? BOOM! you got it. you want your own bathroom! DOUBLE BOOM! u got that sh*t too! BUT WAIT!! what if you have a whole personal gym with ya? what if you have half of freaking macys in cloths with you??! one room can't possibly hold that! TRIPLE BOOM!
Funny Craigslist Ad #141: $5 Free room and board for a single male (New Bedford/Darmouth)
Hey guys!!!! Starting August 1st... but you can see the room and meet me anytime before then. I am looking for a roommate to share my 2 bedroom 1 bath apartment. I want to pay all the utilities, rent, food, cook/clean, and do your laundry. You must be straight, between the ages of 18-40, drug and disease free, and hopefully working or in school. In exchange for my generosity, I want someone who is comfortable walking around the apartment in sexy underwear and gym shorts.