Part time house Keeper needed, must be 18 but not over 35. please speak little English and Spanish. 3 bedroom 2 bathroom plus laundry 2 days a weeks. Pay will be discussed when we meet or talk on the phone. Please included a picture with your reply.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #232: In need of personal ass wiper/wiener holder plus everything else (Dayton, OH)
My husband and I are in desperate need of a personal ass wiper and wiener holder. Both of us work 60 plus hours per week and are too tired to cook, clean, or do anything really at the end of the day, including wiping our ass after taking a shit and in my husband’s case holding his wiener while he takes a piss. I would need someone to carry us to the bathroom as well, since at home we don’t wanna have to strain ourselves by using our legs.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #226: 2 Waiters & 2 Waitresses need for a private adult party (westminster)
So it is time again for my wife and I to have our annual July 4th party. We are looking for one waiter and three waitresses for the party. But please read the rest of the story as Paul harvey would have said. This is Swingers party and we do 6 of them a year.
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