I am looking for a person of athletic build to help me get in shape.
I hate exercising with passion so the plan of action is this: I ingest Rohypnol [you supply the roofies as I don’t know where to purchase them] and you strap my body to yours [limbs to limbs using velcro] and take me along on a jog. Three nights a week. If you’re capable and interested, E-mail me so that we can discuss the fee.
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Us moped owners need to band together and rule the streets of bennington VT!!!!!
The gang name is currently under development and i will leave it to YOU to come up with an awesome name….
The gang is open to anyone who meets these six requirements
1) You own any type of moped
2) You are a chill person.
3) You don’t know any 12 year old kids
4) You don’t mind calling someone a “SCUMBAG”
5)You look like you just rolled out of bed and haven’t taken a shower
6)You have or are planing on having a tattoo that covers half of your face/head
If any of the requirements do not suit you then you must click the “back page arrow” and leave me alone.
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Are your career-minded grown up children holding out on you in the grandkids department? Or maybe you’re disappointed in little Timmy’s grades? Want someone to be proud off? Then we’ve got the solution for you – our super gifted daughter! Our 9 year old daughter has been accepted into a private school for highly-gifted children […]
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m4m = I totally want to do anything that has the word “fuck” in it. m4w, w4m = I want to fuck you but I’ll do dinner first if you want. strictly platonic = I want to fuck you but let’s talk about something first. casual encounter = I want to fuck you and not […]
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