Funny Craigslist Ad #164: Club for Super Wizards – (East Boise)
I'm hoping to start a club for people who are interested in becoming wizards and doing wizardly stuff. Ideally, we could fight/embrace evil, drink crazy potions, and go on enchanted journeys throughout the Treasure Valley. Additionally, I have a sweet wizard lair we can meet at (now with Netflix) as well as an SUV for extended journeys (seats four other wizards).
Funny Craigslist Ad #152: CoD Black Ops Lan Party
Ok here’s the deal. If you’re not on the level, then don’t bother responding. I’m looking for up to 5 dudes to come over for a CoD Black Ops LAN party. I want dudes who are serious about playing some fucking Black Ops, and have some serious fucking skills. Grenade spammers and noob tubers need not respond. If you don’t know the difference between lightweight and lightweight-pro, then you’re cut. If you haven’t prestige at least once, then you’re cut.
Funny Craigslist Ad #151: Jogging Partner
I am looking for a person of athletic build to help me get in shape. I hate exercising with passion so the plan of action is this: I ingest Rohypnol [you supply the roofies as I don't know where to purchase them] and you strap my body to yours [limbs to limbs using velcro] and take me along on a jog. Three nights a week. If you're capable and interested, E-mail me so that we can discuss the fee.
Funny Craigslist Ad #149: Moped gang (Bennington)
Us moped owners need to band together and rule the streets of bennington VT!!!!! The gang name is currently under development and i will leave it to YOU to come up with an awesome name.... The gang is open to anyone who meets these six requirements 1) You own any type of moped 2) You are a chill person. 3) You don't know any 12 year old kids 4) You don't mind calling someone a "SCUMBAG" 5)You look like you just rolled out of bed and haven't taken a shower 6)You have or are planing on having a tattoo that covers half of your face/head If any of the requirements do not suit you then you must click the "back page arrow" and leave me alone.