Funny Craigslist Ad #187: Iphone VS Girlfriend

As I type this, my boyfriend is on the couch, napping blissfully, his Iphone nestled to his chest. I remember the distant days when I was the one who nestled there, my head resting lovingly against his shoulder, but apparently because I don’t vibrate like a buzz saw every ten minutes to let him know that he’s gotten an email from Sears.com with great deals for Fall savings, he’s traded up.
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Funny Craigslist Ad #152: CoD Black Ops Lan Party

Ok here’s the deal. If you’re not on the level, then don’t bother responding. I’m looking for up to 5 dudes to come over for a CoD Black Ops LAN party. I want dudes who are serious about playing some fucking Black Ops, and have some serious fucking skills. Grenade spammers and noob tubers need not respond. If you don’t know the difference between lightweight and lightweight-pro, then you’re cut. If you haven’t prestige at least once, then you’re cut.
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