I saw you at the funeral and I couldn’t take my eyes off of you. I think you wanted to look at me but you couldn’t. You just stayed in the corner. Your hair was blonde. I was wearing the dark suit. I brushed against your hand briefly, but you didn’t react. You were like an angel in a room full of grief, the center of attention. I hope they have keyboards in heaven so you can write me back.
Note from the user who submitted this ad: I hope he’s referring to a guest at the funeral.