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Funny Craigslist Ad #253: Have Crabs? ME TOO!! Let’s breed them!

Posted on April 4, 2013 by maya Leave a comment

So, I’ve got this really awesome problem. Some nights ago at a bar, I met a really beautiful woman. Only downside was, she had crabs. I’m not talking one or two here and there. This was a full on colony. She shaved, but it still looked like she had a jungle down there.
What did I do? Fuck that shit, I dug right in. Mouth first.

Now I have crabs too. I’ve named a couple of them, but honestly there’s just too many to count now. There’s where my problem comes in. I’m not a really big fan of overcrowding, and some of these guys just look beat up. Maybe it’s the crotch sweat, maybe it’s the smell. Whatever it is, I’m losing crabs like my penis was a bug zapper. I’m looking for one or possible more lovely ladies to share the load with.

If you laughed at all, we might get along. If not…you’re probably the one with your mouth wide open in disbelief or disgust. Hold that pose.
I just made another mans day a little brighter.

Date: 02/25/2013

URL: http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/stp/3637816620.html

Note from the user who submitted this ad: I laughed for HOURS. One of the best. Ever.

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