Rough (really rough) upright piano — needs to be tuned. I’ll get it outside my house, you haul from driveway — it’s HEAVY.
Piano suffered through Prineville Chainsaw Massacre (seriously, got this baby off freecycle.org — owner had taken chainsaw to the front of it (for firewood? because he didn’t sound like Billy Joel at Madison Square Garden? because…?).
I probably made it worse by patching and painting it, but I stopped short of spraying on a medium orange peel texture and hanging fringe. It has new/refurbished insides from local piano guru — just needs to be tuned again and might need long-term counseling. Counseling not included. Please come get it….soon.
*** UPDATE: I posted this bad boy in 2011, but no takers (um, shocking). I’m posting it again in the hopes that either you need a Christmas present for your sweetie or you need to practice before going on tour with Barry Manilow. Either way, I don’t want to have to throw it over my 2nd story deck and then set it on fire to complete its karmic debt, but it continues to suck the oxygen from the living room, and one of us isn’t getting out alive, so puhleeze take it off my hands. You need a piano (subliminal message)…I’ll be home this weekend….ALL weekend….until you come get it.