Are you currently playing pool in the dark?!?!? Do you often find yourself spilling Miller Genuine Draft all over yourself and loved ones? Do you have an eye for beauty and a healthy wallet? Well if you answered yes to any of these questions; you may be interested in infrared night vision goggles, a sippy cup, or an out of work super model! But then again you may just want to do yourself a solid and come on down to Groveport Ohio (Home of Little Italy Pizza, Birthplace of the red solo cup) and purchase my immaculate stained glass MGD pool table/billiard light. It’s shined bright on many a bad pool player…If this light could talk? It’d say ” I’m sexy and I know it!” Just the very presence of this light makes you irresistible to women, indestructable by conventional weapons, and a better fisherman then your grand dad ever was or lied about being. You may be saying to yourself “But I don’t drink MGD!” well neither did I! I just wanted all the power that having this light gives you. I’m only getting rid of this light because; Sally Struthers wants me to help underpriveleged children, my money tree was chopped down by mad beavers, and the blood bank says my exwife didn’t leave me enough plasma to donate…. In closing remember to tip your bartender, try to treat every woman as you’d treat your mother, (No this doesn’t mean barrow money off of her and ask her to do your laundry so you can play more Xbox) and lastly buy my MGD light.. Pictures are below.. For better communication please text (six one four) seven, two, five-seven, seven, zero, three -John- If you were to send an email it will likely get shuffled into my spam folder with the advertisements for penis enlargements, mail order brides, and vicoden by mail.. Don’t make me have to reach my hand into the spam grab bag and try to pull out a winner admidst all the pills, penises, and anxious foreign “would be” wives… It’s tedious and runs a close second to euthenizing bunny’s on easter sunday..
Date: 2012-08-10, 11:44AM EDT
*All images in this ad are original and were included in the original Craigslist post.
Note from the user who submitted this ad: Funny stuff