Funny Craigslist Ad #157: Free Cello
She also gave me a cello bag that I can give to you too, now that I won't have a cello. It's a really nice cello bag. You can fit everything in it. Actually, there might even be a bow in the bag, I'm not sure. I don't want you to think that there's 100% a bow in the bag. It's way over there, I can't check right now. But if it's in there it's yours.
If you're like me and you don't know how to play the cello then you could use it as a coin bank. It's hollow and there are two S's on the front that you could drop the coins through. Then when it's filled up you could drop it off of your roof or carry it around like a change purse. Ooh, in the cello bag. It'd be like a cello purse. I'd do it but I'm moving across the country and it won't fit in my car. What else could you do with it. You could saw the front off and use it as a sled. Or give the neck to a baby as like a wizard stick for Christmas. Totally give this cello to someone for Christmas. Or Hanukkah.
Please come get it. I'm in Echo Park. I'd actually go somewhere to meet you if wherever we're going is a cool place. Like the desert or something.
I'm 90% certain the bow's in there.
- Location: Echo Park
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Hahaha..
Are you a dip crap or do you really have a cello for free because I have a piano that has some of the keys working properly and there might be some strings in the piano but it’s way over there. So like if there really were a cello that in pieces your were giving away for free I might be able to aford that if I saved my coins up and then maybe like broke my bank by dropping it off of the top of a roof or something but even still I’d need to slid on over to meet you at hopefully someplace interesting or fun to get the cello and ooh yeah, I’m sure I have some sort of glue here somewhere that I could atempt to glue that cello together,now let’s see does the neck go in the middle of the cello as sort of a decoration to the rest of the cello or would it be best if it were to be placed on the top of it now umm…let’s see where exactly …would the top be if it were a money bank…oh..umm…anyway..so you said there was a bow in the case…you didn’t mention if it had any hair.