Funny Craigslist Ad #151: Jogging Partner

I am looking for a person of athletic build to help me get in shape.
I hate exercising with passion so the plan of action is this: I ingest Rohypnol [you supply the roofies as I don’t know where to purchase them] and you strap my body to yours [limbs to limbs using velcro] and take me along on a jog. Three nights a week. If you’re capable and interested, E-mail me so that we can discuss the fee.
  • Location: Des Moines, IA
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 2405055624
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dsm/2405055624.html

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