Funny Craigslist Ad #113: Fart Jar for Sale
My HOT girlfriends fart in a mason jar…..will send real pics along with jar. Need cash to pay the rent.
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/for/1876782607.html
Notes from the user who submitted this ad: Hilariously stupid.
Funny Craigslist Ad #112: End Tables and Coffee table/Ninja Training Equipment – $50 (Denver, CO)
Long ago, I was approached by a friend who told me he had the key to becoming a ninja. I was curious, but obviously skeptical so I told him I would come over so he could show me. When I arrived at his house I realized that this “key” was a set of three pieces: two small ninja totems (cleverly disguised as end tables) and a larger matching striking post (looks A LOT like a coffee table). After witnessing his skills I was hooked and began my training immediately.
After completing my complete ninja training, I feel my training equipment is no longer needed (and I need money for throwing stars) but I thought the equipment should be shared with the world.
Pictures below… also doubles as a furniture set for your living room. Call me at 920.217.1387 if you are interested!
Funny Craigslist Ad #111: Is that what I think it is?!?!?!?! – $70
Yes, I am the couch you have been dreaming of. My owners are moving and don’t want to take me with them. Ok, I get it, I am being replaced by a new younger sofa. So what if it is comfy, sleek, and sexy. Older couches are more distinguished and have character! I still got what it takes to cushion and comfort you after a long days work. You can whisk me away to your place to start our lives together, since my owners are simply too lazy to even move me themselves. We will bond on our journey from their 3rd floor apartment to your truck, creating an instant memorable story. But hey I won’t go with just anyone. It will take 70 dollars, as a token of your commitment. But… a spurned couch can’t be without an owner for long as I will start to get desperate longing for a new couch potato to keep me company on Sat nights. If no one shows interest by July 27th I am completely free for the taking. Email me if you are interested! ~Sincerely, Blue Couch
