Funny Craigslist Ad #91: Treadmill – $225 (Hawthorne)
Treadmill for sale modle pro-form crosswalk 380 bought for my fat wife but she didnt walk on it even five times also got a ab lounge same thing she didnt either I wil sacrifice both for 225.00 price is really cheap if you
want delivery available upon requst 10 miles radious for $ 25.00 around south bay gallaria both are lying in my garage only dust on them but they are in good working order call me 310 321 2189 oir hit me a e mail
thanks.
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/spo/1708814641.html
Comment from the user that submitted this ad: Sweet Guy…
Funny Craigslist Ad #90: Busy banker seeks partner in crime – 56 (Upper East Side)
Smokin’ hot, 56 year old banker seeks meaningful connection with intelligent and engaging arm candy. I’m looking for a cultured woman who enjoys foreign travel, attending social galas and long walks on the beach. Extra points if you’re an experienced crisis communications specialist with a background in CEO reputation management. A firm ass is also appreciated.
Can’t wait to hear from you!
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/1703289281.html
Funny Craigslist Ad #89: Mom, I know you’re out there, reading this.
How do I know you’re out there?
Let’s begin with that ad of mine that you recently responded to, shall we? You know the one I’m talking about. It was entitled, Â Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? m4w–22 That ad ran for three days before I got a response, and I can’t tell you, Mom, how my heart fell when I saw the photo that accompanied the response. It was your Realtor’s headshot, the one on your business card. Even worse was the text of your response. I’m so, so sorry I know now what you’d do to me if we ever hooked up. Â On the other hand, Dad must’ve been a very, very lucky guy back in the day. I dunno, maybe he still is.
I guess, Mom, when I think a bit about it, that I should resign myself to whatever it is that you are doing. After all, you’re an adult and I’m an adult. I can’t tell you what you should do with your life.
But Mom, I’d like to raise a few points.
The first point I’d like to raise is that you’re still married to Dad. Please, please PLEASE tell me that you have his blessing. My mind is reeling now, hoping that you’re not the people who posted  Fun Couple Looking For Others MW4MW57 I have a sneaking suspicion, though, that it is you. Now that I know you’re cruising CE, I suspect that there aren’t too many other 57 year old swingers from the Westlake area posting on Craigslist.
The second point I’d like to raise is that you owe it to whoever you’re trying to hook up with to be honest. I mean, I lived with you and Dad for 18 years. You’re not that fun.
Finally, I’d like you to stop responding to my College Stud Needs a MILF m4w22 ads. The only one who should find you to be MILF-y at all is Dad. For me, you are just an “M”. Got it?
Your son.
PS. I’m going to swing by at around 7-7:30-ish to do a load of wash, is that okay? I tried to call you at the office, but they kept telling me that you’re busy.
Funny Craigslist Ad #88: Gorilla marketer
Part time marketer needed to get the word out on free peer to peer giving site. The position will last approximately a month and pay $550. Duties will include posting free items, seeking out cafes and markets to put up fliers, street stenciling and some blogging. This position is perfect for a college student. Basic requirements are: access to a computer with internet connectivity and ability to network. Please send all resumes ASAP. We will be making a decision quickly.
http://providence.craigslist.org/ofc/1316372571.html
Comment from the user who submitted this ad:
This is a person looking for a Guerilla marketer, but put “Gorilla” instead. I emailed them back about the job- pretending to be a gorilla looking for a marketing job. I attached a screen shot of my email to them. Hilarious!
