Funny Craigslist Ad #219: 1995 Pontiac Grand Am GT – $700 (Everett)
Best Craigslist auto ad ever.
I am giving away 2 of my old high capacity toilets. I am in the middle of a remodel and need to get them off my property ASAP. These Kohler Toilets are pre-1994 when LIBERALS decided to take away our freedom to use toilets that could do the job GOD intended them to do.
Used, black leather couch for sale. Couch is in excellent condition. I bought it 7 years ago for $2000. $300 is my "firm" price. By "firm", I mean, don't call me and ask me if I'll take $100. That's completely stupid and I'm constantly amazed at how many morons out there use negotiating skills that come out of a 4 year old's playbook. If you went to a car dealership and the asking price of the car was $30,000, would you offer the salesman $10,000?
I'm located in buck town and I'm moving this friday at 8:00am to Andersonville. I'm renting a uhaul truck and I need at least two guys to help me move all my stuff which is not a lot.